May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
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