my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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