the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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