i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Randomize
