The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
