We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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