Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
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He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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