Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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