i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
NoShamevember. You game?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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