i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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