3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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