On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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