I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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