I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
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