That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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