Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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