Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Randomize
