You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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