So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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