You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
No I am not eating basil off your cock
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Randomize
