I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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