So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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