he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
