My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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