I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I'm both gender and math confused
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