So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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