was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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