Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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