she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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