well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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