so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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