u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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