OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
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