its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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