drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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