next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Randomize
