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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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