Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
