i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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