His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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