He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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