Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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