The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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