My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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