I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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