I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
accomplished twins. life is a go
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Well I just put wine in my tea
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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