he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
