Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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