I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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