how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Randomize
